So, here is our advice. Should you come to Camping Beira Marvao?
Is it something for you?
Or are you in the category of people who shouldn’t come?
For people who don’t like campsites
Eh? Yeah, you’re staying at our estate. We don’t like cramped and crowded campings with organised, numbered, animated or orchestrated entertainment and certainly not the anonym parking spots decorated with laundry. Don’t hang your stuff in our trees!
You’re a guest of ours and of Mother Nature, on a spacious spot with a view, that triggers your senses (and which happens to be near to a cozy bar).
Für geerdete Menschen (Anti-Wake)
Nichts falsch mit den Weltverbesserern, Baumumarmern, Weltverbesserern, Abstinenzler, Inklusionsprediger und ökologische Besserwisser dieser Welt. Treten Sie einem Verein oder einer politischen Partei bei, aber lassen Sie Ihre Urteile zu Hause. Willkommen zur Erholung und Entspannung auf die jazzige Art. Also trinken, rauchen, umarmen und sagen wir manchmal dumme Sachen.
For the “gay” and the happy (or depressed people who need a serious boost of positivity)
There is some serious positivity on our grounds. So don’t spoil it! Seize the moment of international space-time paths coming together on a remote little campsite between castles, menhirs and anta’s, roman ruins, lakes and rivers and a still connected (face to face) rural society. Leave as a reloaded, richer person.
Für Menschen, die Weite, Natur und Ruhe suchen (gähn)
Ja, ja, ja, die auch. Aber in unserer Vision ist der Mensch auch Teil der Natur!
The active people
And by that we don’t mean people who keep driving campers on and off our estate. In fact, when you have camper and want to use it to visit things, please don’t come!
By active we mean hiking, biking, mountain and race biking, climbing, running, swimming, triathlon. You’ll find yourself immersed in a most stimulating landscape.
For people who like to relax in a kid-free environment
There are many reasons why some people prefer to spend their holiday in a kid-free environment. The main reasons are the unavoidable loud pitched noises that accompany many child activities. But even more important: we also want to provide a welcoming environment to people (for example the LGBTQ+) who don’t live the dominant family-orientated lifestyle or those who want to escape it for a while. We also love kids, but as choice, not as a fact.
For freaks or hobbyists
Birds, stars, history, music, satellites, endurance sports, ars, flora and fauna, moths, photography. We have seen a lot of weird people come by. And also a lot of normal people with weird hobbies and interests. Come and enrich us and your fellow travelers.
For us, just isn’t crazy enough!
For the (potential) inactive
Oh, how lucky are the ones that don’t need to do anything. No urges or addictions or must sees. Please, not another castle…
At our estate you get the final incentives to reach the highest form of being, doing nothing. We’ll ad sun, clean air and no stimulus at all. Pick a chair and he rest is up to you.
Who shouldn’t come?
People who think that their idea of a campsite is more important and valid than our idea of our home.
People who never read the regulations of a campsite.
People who just need a place to park, dump and shower.
People who care about good satellite tv reception.
People who want the cheapest.
People with large vehicles and enormous power consumption.